American Idol Season 8 Episode 32: The Top 7 Results Again

Last week, nobody went home. This week, two people are getting the boot, decided by 45 million votes. Ryan is downright giddy as he tells us that none other than Paula Abdul choreographed the group performance. We see some rehearsal footage and it’s truly awesome to see Paula in her element. She’s coherent, in control, and downright funny and adorable. I hope the rumors that pop up periodically that Paula will compete on Dancing With The Stars turn out to be true at some point because I think she would rock that hard.

Paula, wearing a teeny sparkly dress, introduces the top 7 performing Michael Jackson’s “Shake Your Body Down To The Ground.” The dancing is loads of fun and mostly fantastic, with only a few rhythm issues. The lipsynching? Not so much. I’m waiting for Godzilla to start stomping on Tokyo, y’all. I do love the hilarious 70s outfits. Adam in particular looks like Greg Brady. After they’re done, the kids hand a bouquet of flowers to Paula as she beams proudly. Awww. I do love Paula.